“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown