Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"