Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Let's Taco about love.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Let's boomerbang!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Your treat or mine?
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I love your energy.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.