It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You had me at taco.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I really caribou-t you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!