Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're just my cup of tea!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?