Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.