Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
There’s snow one like you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.