Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.