Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
God was just showing off when he made you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?