Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

I would part the Red Sea for you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.