Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I want you more than I want world peace.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you a model?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.