Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you a model?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I've only got three months to live.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.