Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
When God made you, he was just showing off.