Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I've only got three months to live.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.