Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Most pick up lines are already cheesy, but these are cheesier than a double stuffed pizza!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you a model?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.