An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.