What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
I like you, you croc my world.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.