What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!