What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.