Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!