"Mom Pro Tip – If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself." – Unknown
"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” - Anonymous
“I used to believe my father about everything, but then I had children myself and now I see how much stuff you make up just to keep yourself from going crazy.”
- Brian Andreas.