Yellow Jokes

Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Have you ever heard of the book "They Yellow River"?
It was written by I.P. Daily.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you get when you cross a green mummy with a yellow mummy?
A: A golden moldy
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
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