Yeah Jokes

Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
You're an animal in the sack!
Man to his wife, "You're in animal in the sack!"

Wife responds, "Oh yeah?! Like a tiger?"

Man, "No... More like a starfish."
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Shell yeah.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun.
Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
Yeah I tried to be very polite on the first date so I don't blow it but
You can blow it on the first day if you want to.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Did you hear about that kid that had se* with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.
Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
The king and queen of the animal kingdom were having marriage trouble.
"You're a cheetah!" said one to the other. "Oh yeah?" she replied,
"You're a lion!"
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