You're an animal in the sack! Man to his wife, "You're in animal in the sack!"
Wife responds, "Oh yeah?! Like a tiger?"
Man, "No... More like a starfish."
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'