Yeah

My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Shell yeah.
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'.
You're an animal in the sack!
Man to his wife, "You're in animal in the sack!"

Wife responds, "Oh yeah?! Like a tiger?"

Man, "No... More like a starfish."
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
Can you make a space pun? Yeah I can but I need a little bit of time to planet.
Did you hear about that kid that had se* with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.
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