Yeah Jokes

I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun.
Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Shell yeah.
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
The king and queen of the animal kingdom were having marriage trouble.
"You're a cheetah!" said one to the other. "Oh yeah?" she replied,
"You're a lion!"
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'.
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