Wooden

I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
But I broke it off.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? it wooden go!
What do you call a cop with a wooden leg?
Officer.