Wooden

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? it wooden go!
I used to be engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
But I broke it off.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What do you call a cop with a wooden leg?
Officer.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
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