Whole Jokes

Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
If I had a nickel for every COVID-19 joke I know, I could buy a whole lot of toilet paper.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
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