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Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland!
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?

The broccoli.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome which of his friends I'd choose.
I shouldn't have named two.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.