Whale

I whale always love you.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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