Whale

Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Whale, whale, whale …
If it isn’t a pod.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
I whale always love you.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.