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Fairy Puns
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
Frankenstein Puns
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Christian Pick Up Lines
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Troll Puns
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
Strawberry Puns
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Orange Puns
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
Gnome Puns
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
Corona Virus Jokes
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Space Pick Up Lines
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Garden Puns
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
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