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Pot Puns
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
Utensils Puns
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Food Poems
Thanksgiving Dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas Dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.

Sunday Dinner isn't sunny
Easter Feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.

Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and Lobsters-- lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

(Shel Silverstein)
I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet
I’d recommend that you all try it
Any food will do
Nothing’s bad for you ...
It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit!

(Jan Allison)
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Christian Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Strawberry Puns
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Food Quotes
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Meat Puns
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Cherry Puns
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
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