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I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”
Chris Rock
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields
“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”
Ann Landers
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
Steven Wright
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
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