Treat Jokes

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” — Sam Levenson
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Your treat or mine?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
In my grandparents time, an orange was considered a treat from Santa. Now kids want an apple.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy