Treat Jokes

What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
What is a Ghostโ€™s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Your treat or mine?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Tricks arenโ€™t really my thing. But youโ€™re sure a treat.
I donโ€™t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I didnโ€™t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
โ€œIf you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.โ€ โ€” Sam Levenson
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
In my grandparents time, an orange was considered a treat from Santa. Now kids want an apple.
โ€œWhen gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then theyโ€™ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
โ€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.โ€
Winston Churchill
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
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