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A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Yo Mama so short she drives a toy car.
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.