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Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Yo Mama so short she drives a toy car.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.