Toy Jokes

What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
A small child was brought into hospital the other day after swallowing several small toy horses.
The doctors report that he is in a stable condition.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
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