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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? He can't find the zipper.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!