Tom Jokes

What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? He can't find the zipper.
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
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