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Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? He can't find the zipper.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.