Tend

Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Police have arrested a man for having se* with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.
The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.