Tall

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall gras*? A. Very satisfying.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
A physics teacher writes a question on a board:

"A 40 kg child that 100 cm tall is holding a parent's arms swinging them 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2 seconds, where will the child end up?"

A few moments later, the teacher then comes over and reads a student's answer:

"In a foster home."
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
I need a front door for my hall,
The replacement I bought was too tall.
So I hacked it and chopped it,
And carefully lopped it,
And now the dumb thing is too small.
Hey, have you met my friend Dick? He is real tall.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.