You’re so tall that when you tie your shoes, you accidentally tie the shoelaces together.
It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.
With a tall friend, you can swim as far as you want in the river for you will be at his hand when in danger.
Yo mama so tall that when I told her to take one step back she went to the other side of the world.
Whats the difference between a clown and a tall person?
Their shoe store.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.
Tall people look like slinkies when they run.
Tall people: the giraffes of the human race since the beginning of time.
What's the most popular sport for tall women? Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.
What did the tall person say to the short person? What?
Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
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