Tall Jokes

What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day...
It's night.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
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