Tale Jokes

We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
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