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Such Jokes

Language Pick Up Lines
You donโ€™t look like such a proper noun to me.
Gnome Puns
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because theyโ€™re good at shorthand.
Garden Puns
The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire. He was sick of his grains.
Why is The Hulk such a good gardener? Because heโ€™s got green fingers.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Food Poems
She had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much coffee in her cup

Couldnโ€™t make a good decision
Too much waffling back and forth
Always peppered with doubt
Should she head south, no maybe north

Still, she was fun at a party
I would say, hummus a tune
Sheโ€™d say, Icing because Iโ€™m happy
As the words began to croon

Maybe thatโ€™s whatโ€™s most important
Omelet let her off the hook
So sheโ€™s always in a pickle
Doesnโ€™t do things by the book

Once again, Iโ€™m gonna help her
Since she is such a good egg
I said, girl, youโ€™d go much farther
If you werenโ€™t such a nut Meg

(Mike Gentile)
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
youโ€™re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
Literary Pick Up Lines
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
You're such a TEAse.
Meat Puns
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Frankenstein Puns
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Strawberry Puns
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Onion Puns
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
Orange Puns
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
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