Such Jokes

You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire. He was sick of his grains.
Why is The Hulk such a good gardener? Because he’s got green fingers.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You're such a TEAse.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
She had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much coffee in her cup

Couldn’t make a good decision
Too much waffling back and forth
Always peppered with doubt
Should she head south, no maybe north

Still, she was fun at a party
I would say, hummus a tune
She’d say, Icing because I’m happy
As the words began to croon

Maybe that’s what’s most important
Omelet let her off the hook
So she’s always in a pickle
Doesn’t do things by the book

Once again, I’m gonna help her
Since she is such a good egg
I said, girl, you’d go much farther
If you weren’t such a nut Meg

(Mike Gentile)
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
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