Sticky Jokes

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
“Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.”

- Nia Vardalos.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

(Darlene Gifford)
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
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