Sticky Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
“Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.”

- Nia Vardalos.
My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

(Darlene Gifford)
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses.
Tonto stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground.
He looks up at the Lone Ranger and says, "Buffalo come".
The Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
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