Stayed Jokes

The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
Stayed in a posh hotel with towels so thick I could barely shut my suitcase.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
It was a so-be-it union.
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