Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans.
Q: Did you hear the one about the virus?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.
Yo mama is like the corona virus, she keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
How do you eat a squirrel? You spread its little legs.
Did you hear about the spread that lost its virginity? It got marmalaid.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!