Spare Jokes

What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?

“OK, spare me no insults!"
On a maiden a man once begat
Bouncing triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat
Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield...
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a penis like that!"
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
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