Spare Jokes

“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?

“OK, spare me no insults!"
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
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