Sometimes

Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
My buddy asked me "if you could kill anyone in history, who would it be?"
I said I probably wouldn't kill anyone in history, but Pete in math is bloody annoying sometimes.
A rise in mercury sometimes mars the life on earth. How else would you think nature planet?
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometimes.
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
University.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.