Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
My buddy asked me "if you could kill anyone in history, who would it be?"
I said I probably wouldn't kill anyone in history, but Pete in math is bloody annoying sometimes.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometimes.
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?