" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." โ Henny Youngman
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say โHave another bite at the cherry.โ
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They arenโt very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast โ they were saying โEat, drink and be cherry!โ
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