What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
A slow swimmer.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? Vomit
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Aloha is a soft laugh.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
Why do bunnies have soft se*?
They have cotton balls.
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Classical conditioning.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.