Similar Jokes

What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Several epidemics throughout history have many similarities in characteristics.
For example, many diseases evolved from poor hygiene between animals and humans and a rise in urban population and interregional communication. Many had very similar effects and modes of transmission.

Because of the similarities, many historians are looking into allegations of these diseases stealing each other's methods, committing plague-iarism.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.
How are relationships similar to algebra?
Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
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