Showed

What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Wife was in the hospital and the nurse said she was calling the doctor to put in an IV
When he showed up, I said to him "I thought there'd be four of you".
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...
...but he really knew how to make an entrance.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
I showed up late to a cannibal party.
I got the cold shoulder.
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.
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