I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place. Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said “Just-ice has been served”
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine? Because i wanted tequila.
Justice is a dish best served cold Because otherwise it would be justwater.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place. Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
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