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Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
He had seen some sh*t go down.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"

Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.