Seeing Jokes

You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.”
—Doug Larson
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
My town always holds a contest to see which beer drinker's belly is biggest by seeing how far it goes past a line...
That's the paunch-line.
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
A friend told me, "You are so tall that I can never stop seeing you". I replied, "Why would you want to?"
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