Seeing

“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I only date blind people. It's the only way to make sure they're not seeing other lovers.
A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking, just in case I start seeing two of you.