Sauce Jokes

Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
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