Sauce Jokes

My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
I recently got told ketchup doesn't actually use tomatoes
But I can't find a reliable sauce on that.
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
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